---ll do nicely! Thank you~. [The device clicks on as it's grabbed. Half-blocked by Umi's fingers the camera catches sight of her smiling face as she leaves a store, heavy bundles in her arms as she fidgets with her handbag.] Merry Christmas!
[The female clerk greets her back, adding something along the lines of "It can't go wrong. That fragrance is very sexy."
...There's a pause, followed by a nondescript POOF! and a gasp. The racket of packages falling on the snowy floor almost muffles Umi's horrified shriek.] WHAT IN THE WHOLE DAMN W---?! Gah! ...you got to be kidding me...!!
[A blur of movement and the device is picked up, panning over a view of Umi who's suddenly panicky and... quite naked, save for these little clouds so strategically poised that still don't conceal a lot.] Fuu!! Hikaru! ANYBODY! I don't get what's going on, but-!! Help me out here... I NEED SOME STUPID CLOTHES!
---ey gorgeous, ain't it too cold to be looking for that kinda fun?
[That voice? It belongs to a random male
...GET OFF OF ME, YOU PERV!!
[The camera's angle can't record the events but the typical sound of a very strong slap comes through clearly. Unfortunately for our perv it comes with a side effect. The air cracks and hisses. Frost appears on the lens. The same male voice howls "MY FAAACE!!" in the background. Umi just sounds pissed.] Wh-? ...NICE. Frostbite's the least of your probl---!!
[ ooc : There's a very angry, very naked Water Knight loose around the shopping district near the Square. Sixy no Jutsu for poor Umi. NPC pervert over there? Yeah. He's currently learning manners the hard way.
Clothes won't do much good to Umi given the curse's premise but anybody feel free to rescue her! \o/ She'd appreciate it. ALSO, I HOPE IN MOKONA THE CURSE WORKS THIS WAY IDEK. ;;]